[b]Where in the world is Christina Kirk?![/b]a new game...

Hey girls!

I'm sure you'd agree that our host, Christina is not here as often as we'd like. I know she's got a life and all but.. where o' where could she be? What could she be doing, what could be more important than us, this forum. I mean I see a lil' comment here and there but... hum?! So take a guess and post it. I'll start with where I think she is:

Christina has taken her cat Charlee to Seattle's best "cat whisperer" for psychological counseling, training and possibly a bio feedback session!! MEOW!

Uh oh..I feel one of these coming...

You tryin' to start something girl


And I didn't even tell you this!
I was at our local pet shop here (took the girls) And you know what a gabbola I am! I was telling the young studly worker there about Charlee. He actually offered me the business card to a new "pet whisperer" that moved to this area

Just so you all know, she has stopped crying! Court knows this and is trying to provoke me

I'm here everyday, I am just vewy vewy quiet...........

I think she is probably back at the pet shop soliciting 'advice' from the studly worker!

Or maybe she has kidnapped said "stud" and taken him to a lil' hideaway...

I bet "Studly" could do a lil whisperin' if you let him...wink, wink!

I think Chris is hiding between aisle 3 and 4 near the bird cages pretending to be interested in a parakeet while she checks out the ass of said clerk. She then proceeds with a cart full of unneccessary items she has been collecting over the past two hours to check out as he is called to the front to cashier. She casually saunders up wearing a tight pair of jeans that give her camel toe. She intentionally decides to wait in order to be his last customer. She thinks, "this'll give us the time we need to really get to know eachother." She decides as she watches him ring other customers up that his hands have the eloquence of a pianist..they gently glide across the register keys with such self assuredness for his age. She wonders if ever those hand will... Finally, it's her turn and as she pushes her cart forward she also pushes her chest out in an attempt to reveal a bosom like no other, set against the backdrop of a leapard print bra. She knows he'll find this attractive as he works for PETCO..all things animal excite him. As he rings the hermit crab coconut snack, the faux pink leather collar w/diamonds for her pretend gerbil, the beta fish antibiotic treatment, she begins her line of questioning on the products she intends to use but instead stumbles into making unwitty conversation. "So Curtis, I mean..I really don't know your name, but you're too cool to wear a tag right?.. I mean, I knew a guy once, you kinda remind me of him and well, we dated and everything but it didn't work out..you know how that goes..but more importantly, um..what do you think pet boa's? I've never owed one but I like snakes..maybe you could show me yours, I mean the ones here at the store?!"



What happens next?........

Hey, did I ever tell you about the time the girls and I went through the Krispy Kreme drive thru and the "manager" gave me his number??? Yep..... the girls won't EVER let me live that one down, especially Chloe!

Then a couple of weeks ago Hailey and I were in the Taco Bell drive thru and the guy (who was like 18) told me he liked my sunglasses! Mind you, they are prescription and from Costco about 5 years ago
I think I must be in heat or something! Its a sad, sad life girls!

We know where Courtney is at...she's at PETCO with Christina!! I must see this PETCO employee--can I come???!!!

Its actually a little more intimate than your average PETCO.... It is called Pets and Pals, a local store with lots of attention to detail
And the more the merrier...... its only about 14 hours to my place

Do "Pets n Pals" sell Beta Fish Antibiotic Treatment????....I'm crying!!!

Krispy Cream!!!...LMAO...Oh don't get me started, it will be veddy, veddy, nasty-dirty!!!

Could this be the infamous "camel toe"....

My, My, My Stein, you always did drive the mens crazy...You've still got it honey,...please send some of that mojo my way!!!!!!!!!

Sounds like Chris is stalking young boys at her favorite drive-thrus...
COUGAR!

I picked up Court's thread, but then the story started to get kinda nasty, like bad romance novel , so I'll just say...

Curtis obliged Christina's wish to see his "snake." And they lived happily ever after, at least for the afternoon.

What a perfect ending!!! I think it was for the afternoon..what'd ya'll think?! Where's a snake smiley when you need it?!

OK...SERIOUSLY...

WHERE OH WHERE IS STEINER WEINER???

Is she on the road to Cali??...or is that just my wishful thinkin???