Chris can belch like a truck driver

, which is better... without a second thought...one of her belches!!!!!! Infact, before C and I renewed our vows

(lesbo speak) and became one again (LOL!).. I often thought of her when my son, Graham would belch. Since he was widdle, widdle he could burp and toot like a little man!

His burps made me think of her and wish..if only she could hear Graham burp.

Shel, One time Vic and I were at the Kirks for dinner/movie. I brought one of your faves (and mine), "Memoirs of a Geisha." You know how deep and sweet that movie is. Do you think it mattered to the men?! Well, we are all stretched out watching it and Jim lets it go!

Chris and I were appalled. THEN..not much later and to my great surpirse, Vic let one! His was unintentioned and he was embarrassed but not Jim! A double insult to the women in the room and the tender movie! What's worse, we both had just married them and were thinking soooo this is what it's gonna be like???!!! It did make us laugh pretty hard but we were disgusted with them at the same time.
One time...Chris called me crying. I mean sobbing. I thought something really terrible had happened. I'm like, "Chris, what? what?" "JJjiimmm...he farted...in front of me!" Thus, the start of the curse...

Even this won't break it.
What's betta:
P.F Chang's
or
Panda Express
