Dearest Moni~

It is with great urgency that I write to you. In my previous ‘memo’ regarding friends of less-than-noble character, you will remember being forewarned of possible Facebook and MySpace misrepresentation. That time has come, my dear friend.

In order to avoid complete misrepresentation, I find that I may need to assist said friends by supplying photographs taken at your residence (see left) to avoid complete identity theft.

I hope this ‘memo’ finds you already on aforementioned sites; otherwise, the 2 a.m. booty calls you will surely be receiving from men (and possibly women) of the greater Fresno area (due to ‘friends’ being added to your list unbeknownst to you) will unquestionably come as a complete surprise.

We both know of the company you keep…and we, I mean they, are plotting.

Yours truly,

Jenn

p.s. Get yourself on at least one of ‘em asap! Nike says JUST DO IT!




Seriously.
xoxoxo

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAACCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL!!

SUCCESS!

Mz. Jenn, you are my kind of girl!
Moni, you best make one up toot sweet, Jenn lives in my 'hood and
she and I are gonna get on the computer......be afraid!

I am a-feared.

It's comin' at me from all sides - you gals and some other gals, too.
Can I just do Facebook? I feel too old to do MySpace with all the other little children.

I will try my very best to do something this weekend.



Seriously.

Oh, and what's up with my hands in that picture? Am I kung-fu fightin'???

Jenn, I am so impressed with your writing ability. You convey confidence with a diliberate, threatening tone. I love it! Good goin'!

Moni, your time is UP!

This is going to be me....

This is going to be you....

OK, OK, OK. I did it.



Yes, I got on Facebook. I'm all registered. Yikes.
Jenn, I tried to add you as a friend, but I don't have your e-mail address, and when I looked up your name, no less than 500 Jennifer Hernandezes came up!

Court, Doreen and Shel should've received an invite to be my friend. Is Chris on Facebook? Where has that girl been, by the way? And Shel? Where you at? I found one Shellyn Bonnet on Facebook. No pic tho, so I hope it's the right one!

In looking at the "possible" friends from Bullard High and/or Fresno State, I found only ONE guy I knew. And, I really don't want him as my "friend" now. How do I set my account to PRIVATE???

I hope you all are happy now.

Kimmy, I almost forgot about you!

Are you on Facebook? What's your e-mail address?

Court: LOL to the graphics!!!!!

Moni: Glad to see you on Facebook. It appears MySpace is still up for grabs! J/K.

My e-mail is kimberlyleannecarlson@gmail.com

You like my graphics, Jenn?! LOL! Did I do it or did I do it.. I should say; "we" as Doe mister and I did it. And yes, Moni..we are happy now!
Now, we can all be everywhere on the web together..foeva!